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Alice Clara's avatar

Absurdly good... do you ever happen across a Substack and you feel a little kick of excitement because someone is writing so well; so vividly and so un-vapidly (not a word, but the right way of describing the feeling here)... very happy about your writing. Thank you and happy belated birthday <3

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Ethan Andersen's avatar

F---ing hell, I'm with Eddie

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kylie harrington's avatar

send me this guy’s address I just want to check on something

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Aoife Gallagher's avatar

Too good

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Liza's avatar

One of my favorite things I’ve read on here!! You captured the anxious essence of being 28 (30) in a big city perfectly

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Renee Chang's avatar

“terminal uniqueness” is gold. happy belated!!

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SJP Sharp's avatar

The greatest thing I've read in a long time. I'm also with Eddie. Happy belated birthday. You'd have been bored with him very quickly. “Pretty sure ‘lack of political initiative’ was a breakup line Trotsky used,” my dad texts when I tell him. Eddie responds, “if he follows this up with leading a revolution so enormous it establishes a new world power and shifts the global dynamic i will rethink my opinion of him but for now i think he is a douchebag.”

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Kenny Kyle's avatar

You're a talented writer with great music taste. Fuck earring guy.

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Tor Rose's avatar

i think maybe we're the same person

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Rose Florence's avatar

Can’t wait for 31 next yr

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emily north's avatar

i love you muffin

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Gaël's avatar

Fire

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jules's avatar

incredible

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Juliana Ramirez's avatar

Invite me next year ❤️ I love you

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